Showing posts with label And now for something completely different. Show all posts
Showing posts with label And now for something completely different. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

In an alternate universe where Spock has a goatee, pale is cool.

As a melanin-impaired redhead, I find this Indian ad touting the efficacy of a skin-whitening cream to be hilarious:

Skin-whitening creams for men and women have proved popular in India. Still, foreign companies have been criticized in the local media for playing up a perceived preference for lighter skin color.


Last year a column in the Times of India, lampooned the introduction of "Healthy White Skin Lightening Body Milk" by Vaseline as designed to ensure "an Aryan glow from head to toes."

At the time, the piece noted that the billboard advertising included the following pitch:

When it's healthy and cared for, our skin has the natural ability to maintain a light tone and clear texture. Unfortunately, when it's exposed to the sun, the skin's natural lightening processes are interrupted. Pigment producing cells become increasingly active, tanning the skin, and leaving it several shades darker than it's supposed to be.

New, Vaseline Healthy White skin lightening body milk works with the skin to reverse signs of darkening and prevent future pigmentation. A balanced combination of vitamin B3, yoghurt serum and conditioning moisturizers hydrate and even out skin tone. Triple sunscreens help prevent future darkening and encourage the skin to lighten itself.
Curse those active pigment producing cells that leave skin darker than it's supposed to be.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

World doesn't end, minorities and women most affected...

Contrary to warnings on Monday, the world's largest accelerator experiment did not cast off mini-black holes, thereby sucking the world into gravitational limbo.

Well, there's always next time.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Why the Orthodox stand ready to act as Earth's first line of defense against the Martian menace.

"Rite chanted in time of attack by aliens."

It gives a whole new meaning to "I want to believe."

Monday, August 18, 2008

And now for something completely different

Imperial fleet over San Francisco.




[Via Ghost of a Flea.]
 
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