Showing posts with label Urban Legends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urban Legends. Show all posts

Friday, August 12, 2011

The "No Brown MandMs" Clause.

The story behind the story about Van Halen insisting that the brown M&Ms be picked out of the one large bowl of M&Ms they were to be provided by contract:

The staff at venues in large cities were used to technically-complex shows like Van Halen’s. The band played in venues like New York’s Madison Square Garden or Atlanta’s The Omni without incident. But the band kept noticing errors (sometimes significant errors) in the stage setup in smaller cities. The band needed a way to know that their contract had been read fully. And this is where the “no brown M&Ms” came in. The band put a clause smack dab in the middle of the technical jargon of other riders: “Article 126: There will be no brown M&M’s in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation”. That way, the band could simply enter the arena and look for a bowl of M&Ms in the backstage area. No brown M&Ms? Someone read the contract fully, so there were probably no major mistakes with the equipment. A bowl of M&Ms with the brown candies? No bowl of M&Ms at all? Stop everyone and check every single thing, because someone didn’t bother to read the contract. Roth himself said:


“So, when I would walk backstage, if I saw a brown M&M in that bowl . . . well, line-check the entire production. Guaranteed you’re going to arrive at a technical error. They didn’t read the contract. Guaranteed you’d run into a problem. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show. Something like, literally, life-threatening.”
The “no brown M&Ms” clause became a national news story after an “incident” at Colorado State University. The national press told a story of unacceptable behavior from the band, and how they caused $85,000 worth of damage to the arena.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

How to stop the spread of internet myths.

Good advice.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

It looks like "Idiocracy" has already arrived.

It's amazing the things that people will do to wreck their lives, and the statements they'll make after the fact.

For example, this article about a man who got "frisky" with his co-worker's water bottle is filled with unintentional comedic gems.

Consider the defendant's explanation, to wit -

"Lallana explained, "It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage ...."


I wonder how that's working out for him.  Putting aside the yuch! factor of what he did, did his wife castrate him for essentially saying that he had to settle for her because he couldn't get close to anyone "hot" without committing a depraved sex assault?

Then there is the victim's approach to criminal forensics -

Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that's what she had tasted at work.


"At the time, I had no idea how else to figure out what this was," she testified."

Two questions:

A. Really????

and

B. Really????
 
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