The Lunatic Left is beyond human ability to parody.
This is not The Onion
//Gastronomically correct students at Oberlin College — alma mater of Lena Dunham — are filling the school newspaper with complaints and demanding meetings with campus dining officials and even the college president.
General Tso’s chicken was made with steamed chicken instead of fried — which is not authentically Chinese, and simply “weird,” one student bellyached in the Oberlin Review.
Others were up in arms over banh mi Vietnamese sandwiches served with coleslaw instead of pickled vegetables, and on ciabatta bread, rather than the traditional French baguette.
“It was ridiculous,” gripes Diep Nguyen, a freshman who is a Vietnam native.
Worse, the sushi rice was undercooked in a way that was, according to one student, “disrespectful” of her culture. Tomoyo Joshi, a junior from Japan, was highly offended by this flagrant violation of her rice. “I f people not from that heritage take food, modify it and serve it as ‘authentic,’ it is appropriative,” she said.
Oberlin’s black student union joined in the fray this month by staging a protest outside Afrikan Heritage House, an on-campus dorm.
The cafeteria there wasn’t serving enough vegan and vegetarian options and had failed to make fried chicken a permanent feature on the Sunday night menu, the school newspaper reported.
Those students started a petition that also recommends the reduction of cream used in dishes, because “black American food doesn’t have much cream in it,” according to the Review.//
Showing posts with label Modern Culture is beyond our ability to parody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Modern Culture is beyond our ability to parody. Show all posts
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
It is the Year of the Jackpot and the CrazyLeft is beyond human ability to parody.
Prudence is a virtue because without the virtue of prudence, you fall for crazy hoaxes that only sound plausible in the context of your insanity.
Prudence is a virtue because without the virtue of prudence, you fall for crazy hoaxes that only sound plausible in the context of your insanity.
Three British girls from Berkshire have fallen for a 4chan hoax after “free-bleeding” outside of Parliament on Friday to protest the so-called “tampon tax.”
22-year-old Charlie Edge and two friends wore white trousers, held signs of protest, and displayed visible blood stains on their crotches while free-bleeding after spending three hours protesting that female hygiene products are subject to VAT. The “tampon tax” has drawn the ire of feminists.
What Edge and her fellow mischief-makers probably don’t know, however, is that “free-bleeding” is a hoax cooked up by users of image board 4chan in early 2014 to convince batty feminists that feminine hygiene products were a form of patriarchal oppression.
Tuesday, October 06, 2015
Welcome to Civilization 3.0...
...where the left is beyond mere human ability to parody...
...because using the intellect is an artifact of patriarchal, colonial racist, cisgendered, homophobic oppression but feeling passionately about an issue is all that matters.
//This is gross. And also sad. Progressivism continues its inevitable descent into complete parody.
According to Right Wing News, a few n’er do wellers on 4chan had a brilliant idea: see if they could convince people to, “publicly piss/sh*t their pants in the name of ‘Equality?'”
For these types of things to work, pranksters start a hashtag usually by attaching it to other well trafficked ones, then the intended marks take it from there.
#PissForEquality is not first outlandish hashtag used to successfully troll self-described feminists. Last year, 4chan started the #EndFathersDay hashtag, but with even better trollistic success. Professor Jacobson wrote:
There is a strange lack of connection of so many progressive manias to reality, that it’s hard to know what is real or not. Even for progressives.
There was a major trolling of leftist feminists and Gender Studies types on Twitter, with the hastage “#EndFathersDay.” It was started at 4Chan, but feminists ran with it apparently believing it to be true. Some of the tweets were hysterical — but impossible to tell if part of the group trolling or the leftist feminists who thought it was real.
Ask the Internet for idiocy and idiocy ye shall receive. These tweets being an indicator, 4chan’s trolling managed to rope in a few takers.//
...where the left is beyond mere human ability to parody...
...because using the intellect is an artifact of patriarchal, colonial racist, cisgendered, homophobic oppression but feeling passionately about an issue is all that matters.
//This is gross. And also sad. Progressivism continues its inevitable descent into complete parody.
According to Right Wing News, a few n’er do wellers on 4chan had a brilliant idea: see if they could convince people to, “publicly piss/sh*t their pants in the name of ‘Equality?'”
For these types of things to work, pranksters start a hashtag usually by attaching it to other well trafficked ones, then the intended marks take it from there.
#PissForEquality is not first outlandish hashtag used to successfully troll self-described feminists. Last year, 4chan started the #EndFathersDay hashtag, but with even better trollistic success. Professor Jacobson wrote:
There is a strange lack of connection of so many progressive manias to reality, that it’s hard to know what is real or not. Even for progressives.
There was a major trolling of leftist feminists and Gender Studies types on Twitter, with the hastage “#EndFathersDay.” It was started at 4Chan, but feminists ran with it apparently believing it to be true. Some of the tweets were hysterical — but impossible to tell if part of the group trolling or the leftist feminists who thought it was real.
Ask the Internet for idiocy and idiocy ye shall receive. These tweets being an indicator, 4chan’s trolling managed to rope in a few takers.//
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Post-modern Civilization - jumping the shark 24/7.
It is now officially beyond human powers to parody the fever-swamp left.
So, we have a far-left project that, after being mocked by exposure and ridicule, claims that the actual ridicule of an actual far-left idea was an over-the-top false flag operation designed to lure the gullible into believing that the parody was real, but hides the fact that the parody IS reality.
Meta-irony, anyone?
//Free bleeding is folly all around. But it isn’t fake. It isn’t even satire.
Early in 2014 some of the players at 4chan (think Reddit without any rules) tried to get #freebleeding to trend. They have a long history of running false flag campaigns, making some of our culture’s more ridiculous ideas go viral. They want to expose the ridiculousness to the general public and discredit the ideas and their cheerleaders. 4chan members made tweets and blog posts calling for women to stop being period shamed into using sanitary products.
The tweets started to trend. Young western women have been so well trained to think of anything exclusive to women as a weakness encouraged by patriarchy that free bleeding feels like a meaningful rebellion to many. But it is such a colossally bad idea (see above) that a few saner feminist pundits knew they had to stop the all the “likes” and “shares.” As soon as they realized that 4chan was seeding the trend, panicked articles popped up, like this one at The Daily Dot or this one at the Australian young fem mag Birdee, calling the #freebleeding movement a hoax. But buried at the end of the posts or in the comments, readers would learn that 4chan is publicizing actual ideas. According to Know Your Meme:
The concept of free bleeding has been discussed online since the early 2000s, with the earliest known article on the topic posted by the women’s reproductive health blog All About My Vagina[5] on March 31st, 2004.
4Chan created the hashtag #freebleeding, not the idea. In August 2012, Feministing posted, “Letting ourselves bleed.” 4Chan lifted many of the photos from earnest sites, such as a May 2012 “There Will Be Blood” photo art collection. Since the 4chan false-flag play, I’ve found a Spanish protest involving white pants. In March after complaints, Instagram apologized for removing an art project photo of a woman who had bled through her pajamas and onto her sheets. The complaints stated that Instagram had removed the pictures, not that Instagram was feeding into a hoax.
The idea of a hoax still persists. It really was the best defense the more reasonable feminists could use given how feminism has laid waste to the critical thinking skills of modern western women. Unfortunately for them, the idea of free bleeding is popular enough that Cosmopolitian published one of their writer’s experiments with free bleeding earlier this summer. (She decided against it for the hassle reasons and general discomfort, which was probably exacerbated by the fact that, according to her commenters, she was using the menstrual panties wrong.)//
It is now officially beyond human powers to parody the fever-swamp left.
So, we have a far-left project that, after being mocked by exposure and ridicule, claims that the actual ridicule of an actual far-left idea was an over-the-top false flag operation designed to lure the gullible into believing that the parody was real, but hides the fact that the parody IS reality.
Meta-irony, anyone?
//Free bleeding is folly all around. But it isn’t fake. It isn’t even satire.
Early in 2014 some of the players at 4chan (think Reddit without any rules) tried to get #freebleeding to trend. They have a long history of running false flag campaigns, making some of our culture’s more ridiculous ideas go viral. They want to expose the ridiculousness to the general public and discredit the ideas and their cheerleaders. 4chan members made tweets and blog posts calling for women to stop being period shamed into using sanitary products.
The tweets started to trend. Young western women have been so well trained to think of anything exclusive to women as a weakness encouraged by patriarchy that free bleeding feels like a meaningful rebellion to many. But it is such a colossally bad idea (see above) that a few saner feminist pundits knew they had to stop the all the “likes” and “shares.” As soon as they realized that 4chan was seeding the trend, panicked articles popped up, like this one at The Daily Dot or this one at the Australian young fem mag Birdee, calling the #freebleeding movement a hoax. But buried at the end of the posts or in the comments, readers would learn that 4chan is publicizing actual ideas. According to Know Your Meme:
The concept of free bleeding has been discussed online since the early 2000s, with the earliest known article on the topic posted by the women’s reproductive health blog All About My Vagina[5] on March 31st, 2004.
4Chan created the hashtag #freebleeding, not the idea. In August 2012, Feministing posted, “Letting ourselves bleed.” 4Chan lifted many of the photos from earnest sites, such as a May 2012 “There Will Be Blood” photo art collection. Since the 4chan false-flag play, I’ve found a Spanish protest involving white pants. In March after complaints, Instagram apologized for removing an art project photo of a woman who had bled through her pajamas and onto her sheets. The complaints stated that Instagram had removed the pictures, not that Instagram was feeding into a hoax.
The idea of a hoax still persists. It really was the best defense the more reasonable feminists could use given how feminism has laid waste to the critical thinking skills of modern western women. Unfortunately for them, the idea of free bleeding is popular enough that Cosmopolitian published one of their writer’s experiments with free bleeding earlier this summer. (She decided against it for the hassle reasons and general discomfort, which was probably exacerbated by the fact that, according to her commenters, she was using the menstrual panties wrong.)//
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
The Post-Modern Left - Beyond the Capacity of Mere Mortals to Satirize.
Read the disclaimer.
There are no "women" anymore; there are people who menstruate and people who identify as people who menstruate but don't, you know, menstruate.
And there are dudes in dresses with penises who threaten to beat other people up and "curb stomp" them, and those dudes are "women."
Read the disclaimer.
And there are dudes in dresses with penises who threaten to beat other people up and "curb stomp" them, and those dudes are "women."
2015 - the year that American culture officially jumped the shark...
...It is now technically impossible to distinguish between a parody of American leftwing culture and real American leftwing culture.
//A UCLA professor was called racist, and guilty of a “micro-aggression” against black students for correcting grammar and spelling issues on their papers. A protest was organized and students claim the professor has created a hostile climate on campus for his actions.//
...It is now technically impossible to distinguish between a parody of American leftwing culture and real American leftwing culture.
//A UCLA professor was called racist, and guilty of a “micro-aggression” against black students for correcting grammar and spelling issues on their papers. A protest was organized and students claim the professor has created a hostile climate on campus for his actions.//
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
The Crazy Left - and therefore a large chunk of America - specifically the chunk that decides manners and mores - is beyond parody.
Gay Pride event bans Drag Queens because Transgenders might be offended.
Gay Pride event bans Drag Queens because Transgenders might be offended.
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Just saying -
If you want to win, you have to show up.
//SCHLICHTER THESIS CONFIRMED:
Shot:
● Sexy Conservatives Will Out-Breed Barren Liberals
—Kurt Schlichter, Townhall, April 20, 2015.
Chaser:
● HuffPo Writer Refusing To Have Children So She Doesn’t Spread Her White Privilege “Biologically”…
—Weasel Zippers, yesterday.//
The Left is beyond mere human ability to parody.
If you want to win, you have to show up.
//SCHLICHTER THESIS CONFIRMED:
Shot:
● Sexy Conservatives Will Out-Breed Barren Liberals
—Kurt Schlichter, Townhall, April 20, 2015.
Chaser:
● HuffPo Writer Refusing To Have Children So She Doesn’t Spread Her White Privilege “Biologically”…
—Weasel Zippers, yesterday.//
The Left is beyond mere human ability to parody.
Friday, June 12, 2015
The American Left is beyond parody.
NAACP leader claims to be Black but is actually of German/Czech ancestry.
//Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June. Regular readers of this column will recall that the author bravely came out of the closet as trans-black in April, following years of misery in which my innate blackness felt like a complete mismatch for my white body – or, as I refer to it, my honkyself or crackersona.
In my case, I had to rely on my natural charm and joie de vivre, sharp intellect and stunning good looks, quick wit and natural comedic timing, and of course my substantial modesty, to effectively shed my white dead-race and embrace the beautiful black man that was inside me. (Minds out of the gutter, please!)//
//Rachel Dolezal became a national sensation in the US on Thursday after local news stations KXLY and KREM reported stories about her trans-blackness, which was later picked up by Buzzfeed and spread throughout the internet faster than a trans-black who hears a police siren.
Dolezal is the real deal when it comes to trans-blackness. A less enlightened writer might suggest she has gone full native. She has apparently altered her appearance through atomic tanning sessions and a pact with the devil for kinky hair – which, ironically, cis-black women spend their entire lives fighting against – all in an effort to embrace her inner blackness and reject her German and Czech dead-ethnicities.//
NAACP leader claims to be Black but is actually of German/Czech ancestry.
//Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June. Regular readers of this column will recall that the author bravely came out of the closet as trans-black in April, following years of misery in which my innate blackness felt like a complete mismatch for my white body – or, as I refer to it, my honkyself or crackersona.
In my case, I had to rely on my natural charm and joie de vivre, sharp intellect and stunning good looks, quick wit and natural comedic timing, and of course my substantial modesty, to effectively shed my white dead-race and embrace the beautiful black man that was inside me. (Minds out of the gutter, please!)//
//Rachel Dolezal became a national sensation in the US on Thursday after local news stations KXLY and KREM reported stories about her trans-blackness, which was later picked up by Buzzfeed and spread throughout the internet faster than a trans-black who hears a police siren.
Dolezal is the real deal when it comes to trans-blackness. A less enlightened writer might suggest she has gone full native. She has apparently altered her appearance through atomic tanning sessions and a pact with the devil for kinky hair – which, ironically, cis-black women spend their entire lives fighting against – all in an effort to embrace her inner blackness and reject her German and Czech dead-ethnicities.//
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Modern Culture is beyond parody.
WEINER-GATE KARMA: Sydney Leathers Had Sex without a Condom with Porn Star Who Just Slept with HIV Positive Porn Star
How about her duty to promote the idea of not being a whore?
OK....sorry....I was just provoked by another bit of reality into being judgmental.
I'm better now.
WEINER-GATE KARMA: Sydney Leathers Had Sex without a Condom with Porn Star Who Just Slept with HIV Positive Porn Star
Sydney Leathers is promoting safe sex after saying she regrets having unprotected intercourse in her porn debut with an actor who days earlier slept with a star diagnosed as HIV positive. In a statement today, Leathers said:
It's her duty to promote condom usage?‘Some might call me a hypocrite for suddenly having this message about safe sex because I chose not to use a condom while filming my movie, Weiner and Me. ‘I don’t think I’m a hypocrite though. I think it would be foolish of me to not learn from a teachable moment like this. Had I not said anything about this, it would have felt like a missed opportunity on my part. And we all know I don’t like to miss opportunities.’
How about her duty to promote the idea of not being a whore?
OK....sorry....I was just provoked by another bit of reality into being judgmental.
I'm better now.
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