Chicago's Rahm Emmanuel is turning over Chicago's homeless services to a compassionate, care-providing, atheist, charitable group.

Ha- ha!  Fooled you!

Obviously, he's not doing that.  He's actually turning it over to Catholic Charities, which can do the job better and cheaper.

Emmanuel couldn't do turn the program over to a "compassionate, care-providing atheist charitable group" if he wanted to because there are no "compassionate, care-providing atheist charitable groups." 

The atheist idea of a "compassionate, care-providing atheist charitable group" is someone who sues a school because its football team ate breakfast at a church.

Atheism - under-achieving since the Enlightenment.