It couldn't have happened to a nicer cheating-while-his-wife-is-dying-of-cancer-and-using-campaign-money-and-attempting-to-foist-his-own-child-off-on-a-campaign-lackey man.

John Edwards indicted.

Kudos for the National Enquirer for doing the work that the mainstream media couldn't get done.

Somewhere, in an alternate universe, America is paralyzed as President Edwards attempts to sort things out.