A Modest Proposal with respect to Helping Sandra Fluke Shoulder the Burden of Paying for her Sex Life.

From Roxeanne de Luca at Haemet:

You demand I buy your birth control, but you don’t even require your dates to buy you dinner before using it.

Discuss.


Why is it that only women, according to the Left’s orthodoxy, have to pay for contraception? Doesn’t it take two to tango? Aren’t we all empowered these days? Stacy McCain, in calling Sandra Fluke a liar, forgets to rip apart this part of her testimony:

“Forty percent of the female students at Georgetown Law reported to us that they struggled financially as a result of this policy,” Fluke testified regarding the Catholic university’s policy of not covering birth control. “Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman over $3,000 during law school.”

On a side note, it was 40% of students who are a part of Law Students for Reproductive Justice, which is not exactly a representative sample. More importantly, why would anyone screw a guy who would let you shoulder a grand a year in birth control costs yourself?

I have been beating the “young women of the world, have you all lost your minds?” drum for quite some time here at Haemet. And I will continue to do so. According to Fluke and the other lefties, the plight of women is so dire that they are left pleading before Congress to pay for the condoms and Pills that their lame-ass sex partners won’t pay for. Could we humiliate young women any more?

What is so infuriating is it is not that complicated to avoid having to spend thousands of dollars of your own money on contraception while men float freely through their educations, spending all of their money on video games, plasma TVs, or Brooks Brothers suits. Two rules. Follow them. Love them. Embrace them. Here they are:

1. Don’t fuck cads who refuse to to toddle over to CVS and buy a box of Trojans before the evening’s Kama Sutra extravaganza.

2. If you feel the need to violate Rule 1, buy a vibrator or see a shrink.

Back in the Dark Ages, men used to buy women diamonds before getting them into bed. Now that you’ve done away with that requirement, how about at least asking men to buy your Ortho Tri Cyclen? If you’re an equal partner, negotiating a sexual encounter, why are you so unequal that you’re the ones crying to rich men in Congress for help, like Oliver Twist asking for another serving of food, while all the guys on Law Review are writing their Notes and applying to clerkships without a care in the world? And whose fault is that? Rick Santorum’s? Pope Benedict? or yours, for not having the basic self-respect to tell Mr. Law Review that he’s not getting any unless he understands that “equality” doesn’t mean that the woman buys the Pill and the condoms, too?

Publicity-skank Sandra Fluke invited us in to a discussion of her sex life by making her personal appeal to Congress that everyone - including her Catholic law school - be requierd to subsidize her sex life, so it seems that helpful suggestions like the above are properly in order.