America on LSD, Day 583.

Transexuals attack McDonald's.

High Elf battling Morgath attacks woman's car.

Man has sex with ATM machine.

Video on the Transsexuals v. McDonald's story:



Two interesting points from the video:

1. We now know who wins in the epic battle of french-fry grease v. "Floor Wet" sign.

2. Notice how they don't refer to the attackers as "she"?

Oh, no! Their being violent; they are "hes."

America...did you all drop acid?