Excuse me...

...I threw up in my mouth.

Leading Jesus Mythicist Richard Carrier comes out as committed to sin, which makes it convenient that he also doesn't believe that Jesus - who had harsh things to say about adultery - existed.

He describes his habitual disposition toward infidelity as a "sexual orientation."

 So, adultery is now a "sexual orientation"?

Well, hey! Let's give it civil rights.

And an equal right to marriage!