Penner will want the Product Defect case

Via Mark Shea comes this news article - NOLA.com: Newflash:

A platform at the Aquarium of the Americas collapsed Wednesday evening, dumping 10 people straight into a tank teeming with sharks.

It's kind of a "bad news/good news" situation. The good news is that no one got eaten; the bad news is that their P.I. claim may not be worth as much. [They might - just might - have a pretty decent emotional distress claim.] Penner is willing to learn cajun and Napoleonic Civil Law if something can be worked out.