My favorite Bored of the Rings Lines

Inspired by an offhand post on the Corner. Here goes:

"Look, the Winged Victory of Samothrace."
"The Boggy legends spoke of a time when a shadow fell upon the land and the potatoes would grow no longer."
"The wind blew the shrapnel in the other direction."
"Stomper the Ranger."
"Gandalf appeared wearing a tee-shirt bearing the magically glowing inscription "Will thee kiss me in the dark, baby."
"The Sword that was broken and has since been hastily scotch taped together."

That's the best I can do without the source and based upon twenty year old recall.