Forget the whole gay marriage thing. The next thing we have to outlaw is plastic surgery.

Ghost of a Flea -who has an exuberant if misguided love of bad science fiction - has a link to what Michael Jackson would have looked like at 45 without plastic surgery. Here's the link to the computer reconstruction. In the reconstruction, Jackson looks, well, human.

That plastic surgery is some kind of scary stuff. There's even a website devoted to celebrity "awful plastic surgery." It's like watching a train wreck. On the other hand, it does explain Mickey Rourke.

Shudder.