Anglican North Global writes off Anglican South Global in clever bid to race the United Methodist Church into oblivion.

Get Religion posts on a proposal by the Anglican Archbishop of Canterbury to allow gay Anglican bishops and priests to marry, so long as they stay celibate.

Yea, that makes sense

I mean there's no way that the next stop on the road would be to point out how "unfair" and "unnatural" it is for two "married" people - or, heck, a polyandrous coterie of transgendered priests married to cross-specied wildebeasts - to refrain from the primal necessity which defines their existence.

Well, at least someone cares about "marriage."

You know, we could defined "marriage" to include "racquetball" and nobody would know the difference.