Hey, Tom, you do realize that your religion's "prophet" was actually a mediocre science fiction writer who wanted to exploit a loophole in the tax laws, right?

Tom Cruise affims that "promiscuity is part of marriage, it's OK. You have this whole thing going out there."

Huh?

Oh, what the hell then, let the gays marry.

In fact, let polyandrous groups of trans-gendered transexuals marry cross-specied wildebeasts.

Who cares?

Marriage has been so deconstructed by the elite Hollywood culture that we could define it to include "racqetball" and no one would notice.

Nicole Kidman is hot, though, you know, for a redhead.

[Via Relapsed Catholic.]