Internet Love.

The Master of None has just announced his engagement to the The Daily Spork.

I, for one, am going to miss the Master's frequent posts on the state of confusion amongst modern young singles who haven't matured into the bitter misanthropic curmudgeonly status one can find on this blog.

Nonetheless, I have to offer my congratulations, particularly in light of the Spork's promise that "[f]or every liberal comment I receive here in the future, I'm going to have triplets that carry guns everywhere!"

You go, girl!

There is hope for the Republic.