This is too good not to pass on.

Happy Catholic provides 32 reasons for why Jack Bauer is "the Man." From the first part of the list:

1. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Via Disputations who counters with "Simon Templar."