A bunch of celebrities making News Years Resolutions sound like Groupthink in Oceania

Particularly the bit at the end about being "a servant to my president and all mankind"....yikes, "servant"..."to my president."

Democracy on the skids when these idiots don't realize who is supposed to be the servant to whom.

Here it is.

MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge


Did you catch the bit about some Hollywood starlet pledging to advance "stem cell research"? Because you just know that with brainpower and microbiology degree, she's going to find that cure for cancer this year by chopping up tiny human beings.

Great.