Huh? Seriously?

From the "if only Astoria women could marry" file, Mark Shea points to this news article:

An Astoria woman has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for raping a 14-year-old boy at a party.


The Daily Astorian reports that 35-year-old Julie Diane Green pleaded no contest last Friday to rape and endangering the welfare of a minor.

Prosecutors said Green held a party for her children and their friends last August, allowed several minors to drink alcohol and then had sex with one of the visiting 14-year-olds.

Green also must serve 36 months on probation for the rape conviction and another 36 months for the second conviction. She also must register as a sex offender.

The victim's mother told a judge her son couldn't face coming to the courtroom for Green's sentencing.

The line in the Jimmy Buffet song goes "fifteen will get you twenty," but he was talking about years, not days.  Apparently, for women in Oregon, 14 will get you 30 (days).