Time's annual "Easter is a downer" story ...
..involves warning parents that their children may be religious nuts.
Here is a prize-winning pull quote -
"Model a healthy balance between religion and life
Show them in your own behavior, suggests Mihalas, how religion can co-exist with enjoying life.//
Because, obviously, religion can't be a part of making life an enjoyable, flourishing experience to leftist secular humanist atheists.