Saturday, January 16, 2016

If only David Bowie could marry...

...but it's totally different where he's involved because, you know, artist, celebrity, avant-garde, etc.

//Her crime had been to remind us that David Bowie, in the first flush of global fame, had had quite a lot of sex with underage girls in Los Angeles. In one notorious case, he had helped himself to the virginity of a 13-year-old named Lori Mattix, who went on to act as sperm receptacle/muse to other rock stars. She was part of the so-called ‘Baby Groupies’ circle. Ever practical, my first thoughts were not ‘What a cad!’ but ‘O my days, the tabloids will be all over this as soon as the tears have dried, and there’s just no point in his fans (of which I was the most fervent in my early teens) burying our collective heads in the sand. WE NEED TO GET OUR STORY STRAIGHT!’ After all, it can’t be a crime when rubbish entertainers sleep with children, and all fine and dandy when great ones do. A bit of rigour never goes amiss.//


2 comments:

mrez said...

Finally someone uses the words "Sperm receptacle." Finally stated as it is.

mrez said...

Comment not intended to be about those poor minors....

 
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